Why were you given your particular name?
Because my mom really wanted to name me Pheribee Savage (true story) and so my parents decided on Abigail which was unique but not that unique. My entire childhood I never knew another Abigail. It’s been in the Top Ten Baby Names since 2001. Abigail was the 154th most popular name in 1984. Pheribee is not in the top 1000 names for any year of birth in the last 100 years. Guess you’ll all know it’s me now when I start using my pen name.
What is your favorite thing to do?
Hang out with my friends and/or snuggle animals.
What is your favorite food?
Bread, vegetables, cake, pasta, and carb-like things that surround those. I’ve been very fond of butternut squash ravioli for the last year.
What is your favorite book?
The entire Harry Potter series. I’m actually re-reading them right in hopes of being able to better rank them in order of preference.
What is your favorite candy bar?
Milky Way Midnight Minis (and only in mini form), Twix, and above all others PEANUT M&Ms!
What is your favorite cookie?
Chocolate chip! ["My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse."]
(Yeah, I figured I’d just leave that in.)
What is your favorite sport?
The Olympics because Wackopedia has bottomless knowledge about it.
What is your favorite song?
Band of Horses, “No One’s Going to Love You.” Still painfully and hopelessly shipping me and my unrequited love.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Ruler of the Free World.
What place would you like to visit?
I’ve recently become obsessed with Utah. Also, I’m now a Silver Elite Member with Hilton so I’m letting that go to my head. I CAN GO ANYWHERE.
What is your favorite thing about your mom?
She treats animals like humans. Also, she bounces back like a G6.
What is your favorite thing about yourself? What are three adjectives best describe you?
I had to stop making these lists, because I just don’t know anymore. I have my Christmas depression messing with all my settings. Not vulnerable, that’s for sure.
In five years, what kind of person will you be?
Oh I wish I knew.
In ten years, what kind of person will you be?
Pheribee Savage, bitches.