Saturday, 29 November 2008

Phone it in Saturday

Abs heather Jennie

November is almost over, suckers, which means no more almost forgetting to post on the weekend because we aren't sure what day it is. So. Here's a video! Yippee hooray! Thanksgiving has come and gone, which apparently means it's time to start binging on Christmas. I'm here to help you with that.

Friday, 28 November 2008

I eat that turkey then I take a NAP

Hi, Internets! Just because Thanksgiving is over doesn't mean we can't still be thankful. So please. Spill. What did you give thanks for yesterday?

Right now, I'm at work but I'm looking on the bright side: as of this moment, I am thankful to have a job to go to. Also, I'm thankful that it's Friday. And I'm thankful that no one in the office is playing conservative talk radio right now. Best. Day. Ever.

Happy Friday.

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Remember when Ross tried to say, "Butternut squash?" and it came out, "Squatternut baush?"

This stuff:

Peanut butter


Friends, the show and the real thing

Heidi, of the Klum variety and the real thing

Joe, of "and the volcano" and the real thing

Tim Gunn (the real thing)

and then some:

mashed potatoes
turkey lurkey doo
Collective Christmas
Yes We Did
that my parents still invited me home for Thanksgiving even though I'm a pinko Commie liberal
having more books than I have time to read
having more texts from my sister than I have time to answer
having more t-shirts than I have time to wear
having more stuff TiVoed than I have time to watch
Google Reader
unseasonably warm days in November
Dwight Schrute
Barney Stinson
days off work
canceled shows on DVD
the Internets

and also:

you guys