Dear Santa,

Have you heard? The Collective is celebrating its very first engagement this week! Aren't you excited for us? Uh, for them. I meant for them.

ANYWHO, that is not what I wanted to talk to you about today. What I wanted to talk to you about is the aforementioned Winston:



Now, I know he may look Jewish, but looks can be deceiving. Anyway, I'm not, and we're talking about what I want for Christmas this year, and what I want for Christmas this year is for Winston to stop being sick so I can stop worrying myself sick. Deal?

XOXO,
K!