You guys! Well, Jennie and Joe! I made you a cookie but I eated it.
Actually, no. I made you a mix tape. Except it’s not on tape and it’s composed entirely of YouTube videos so Jennie can’t watch them at work.
[insert evil cackle here]
Also, I don’t know any love songs because I only listen to moody indie rock music, so... this turned out to not be the greatest idea in the world. OH WELL, THIS IS HOW I CELEBRATE YOUR LOVE.
Thank you for including me in your special day.
I can’t wait to drink your alcohol.
I love you guys.