I am what they call risk averse, but like ridiculously so, to the point where I should be called RISK AVERSE!!! all big and screamy like that lest you mistake me for someone who would ever, at any time, willingly take a risk. In fact, the riskiest thing I've done in a great long while I did this past weekend, while drinking wine and eating dinner with my boyfriend. The television was on, and during some random Corona commercial I looked up from my plate and totally recognized the dude lounging shirtless on the beach, but I couldn't quite remember what I'd seen him in before. And before it even really truly registered what I'd recognized him from I blurted out, "I HAVE TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH THAT GUY." Because I had. In college. Senior year. At and/or near The Boot.
In future I think I will refrain from hollering such things over the dinner table.