I am what they call risk averse, but like ridiculously so, to the point where I should be called RISK AVERSE!!! all big and screamy like that lest you mistake me for someone who would ever, at any time, willingly take a risk. In fact, the riskiest thing I've done in a great long while I did this past weekend, while drinking wine and eating dinner with my boyfriend. The television was on, and during some random Corona commercial I looked up from my plate and totally recognized the dude lounging shirtless on the beach, but I couldn't quite remember what I'd seen him in before. And before it even really truly registered what I'd recognized him from I blurted out, "I HAVE TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH THAT GUY." Because I had. In college. Senior year. At and/or near The Boot.In future I think I will refrain from hollering such things over the dinner table.
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As someone who is also RISK AVERSE!, I empathize - it's usually my big mouth that gets me into sticky situations too.
Thing is, I'd bet money that poor guy is STILL wondering where you are. The riskiest (and dumbest) thing HE'S ever done was let you slip away. HOWEVER... I can see how the dinner outburst wouldn't necessarily be warmly received, so my recommendation: pour more wine. ;)
Nope. I can pretty much guarantee he's not wondering about me at all.
I tried to comment earlier and got an error. :(
The gist (jist?) was that we should all try to make out with more people from commercials.
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