Last week's Collective topic was: What are you putting off doing right now. Get it? Because I was supposed to post about what I was putting off doing, but what I was putting off doing was writing my Collective post? Is that even a joke? Is it like that time Alanis Morissette got confused about irony and then got stoned and made out with Carrie Bradshaw, and no matter what, that had to be better than every single time that Carrie Bradshaw made out with Aidan Shaw because he is the worst person on earth? Does anyone have any idea what the heck I'm talking about? ME NEITHER.
Anyway, so this week's Collective topic is: Halloweiner stories!
And here's mine:
Once upon a time, a family went on a train ride to a pumpkin patch.
The greatest aunt in all the world tried to help the greatest nephew in all the world pick out the greatest pumpkin in all the world.
Like usual, the nephew was all, "I can have one? Awesome. I'll have two."
But they were too heavy and so he just got one.
But even carrying one pumpkin is exhausting for a tiny, little lamb. Good thing the greatest aunt in all the world was there to carry him back to the train.