Some of us are writing how to articles, some of us are dealing with familial obligations, some of us have no DSL connection, some of us are drinking straight through the long weekend, and all of us are totally stoked about the last Monday in May.
We've heard that people don't really go on the internet on long weekends. I mean, this is foreign to us as we're babysitting Google Reader just to make sure we've read anything and everything new, but as for the rest of you normal people who are eating hot dogs and getting appliances on sale at Home Depot: if an asshole writes a blog post and no one reads it, did it make a sound? What?
Regularly scheduled programming will resume Tuesday. Have a beer on us.