Today we salute YOU, Collective Readers. You spend your precious work hours scouring the Internets for time-wasters. Thank you for choosing us.
(cause the Internet is biiii-iiiiig)
Your comments make us think and laugh, and while it's hard to do both at the same time, we appreciate it. After all, laughter is the best medicine.
(laughed so hard I peed a liiiiiiiittle)
So today, Collective Readers, it's your turn. Raise your glasses and toast your own favorite Real Man of Genius.
(it could be aaaaanyoooooone)