You bravely went where no man has gone before. You expanded the limited fashion wardrobe of teenage girls, and provided protection for those that must go undercover in malls. You gave women a reason to visit the Army Navy surplus store and you faciliated infinite opportunities for His-and-Hers photo ops. People complain that the armed forces are too rough for women and you proved them wrong.
Thank you, Mr. Pink Camouflage Designer for reminding us--again--where women belong. Crack open a nice cold one and toast with your friends, Man's Men, I'm sure. You truly know greatness.
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