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To help the Earth, I hugged it. My arms are a little short for this, so they didn't quite wrap around. But my body DID make good abdominal contact. To be honest, it kind of looked like I was sleeping.
I wish that all the things I loved didn't hurt the earth so much, like how all my books probably consist of 100 dead trees, and how every time I boot up my compy I probably kill a kitten with exhaust fumes. I wish they made it easier to be green. Kermit the Frog taught me that.
But hey, at least every time I eat a steak, I'm saving the world from one more animal whose farts bring about global warming.
My blog is made of 100% recycled electrons so every time I post I'm saving the entire universe.
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