Thursday, 19 August 2010

Things at which I am awesome.

Not a whole lot, actually. I mean, I can obviously do a lot of stuff, and competently at that, but I’m not exactly awesome at any of them. I mean, just look at all the stuff I mess up:

mission aborted

left arm

unbroidery



(Those are Brussels sprouts. Very, very, very, very, very burnt Brussels sprouts.)

I am, as “they” say, a Jack-of-all-trades but a master of none.

Except maybe one.

I am a very good lawyer. Like, SO GOOD. In fact, I am such a good lawyer that I have been awarded THREE MEDALS for lawyering. Here’s one of them:



In fact, I am such a good lawyer that a few weeks ago a judge told me I was the BEST LAWYER in my office. Look, my boss agrees:

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In fact, I am such a good lawyer that... that’s all I got. But my office is remarkable tidy! Plus I’m CPR and AED certified!

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6 comments:

Jennie said...

Nice try, you're totally awesome at everything.

mysterygirl! said...

Yeah, don't think I'm buying that "not awesome" stuff for a minute. You are pretty much the best. :)

Heather Anne said...

Seriously, Kat. Thanks for trying to make us feel better for not being as awesome as you. It didn't work, though. We know the truth.

You can call me, 'Sir' said...

Whatever, yo. You're so awesome that awesome people look at you and say, 'Man. That chick's awesome'.

eclectic said...

Awesome wishes it deserved you more. It feels inferior when you're around, because even Awesome knows it's completely inadequate to describe you.

kat said...

you're only saying that because you're my friends.

thanks :)