Not a whole lot, actually. I mean, I can obviously do a lot of stuff, and competently at that, but I’m not exactly awesome at any of them. I mean, just look at all the stuff I mess up:
(Those are Brussels sprouts. Very, very, very, very, very burnt Brussels sprouts.)
I am, as “they” say, a Jack-of-all-trades but a master of none.
Except maybe one.
I am a very good lawyer. Like, SO GOOD. In fact, I am such a good lawyer that I have been awarded THREE MEDALS for lawyering. Here’s one of them:
In fact, I am such a good lawyer that a few weeks ago a judge told me I was the BEST LAWYER in my office. Look, my boss agrees:
In fact, I am such a good lawyer that... that’s all I got. But my office is remarkable tidy! Plus I’m CPR and AED certified!
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Nice try, you're totally awesome at everything.
Yeah, don't think I'm buying that "not awesome" stuff for a minute. You are pretty much the best. :)
Seriously, Kat. Thanks for trying to make us feel better for not being as awesome as you. It didn't work, though. We know the truth.
Whatever, yo. You're so awesome that awesome people look at you and say, 'Man. That chick's awesome'.
Awesome wishes it deserved you more. It feels inferior when you're around, because even Awesome knows it's completely inadequate to describe you.
you're only saying that because you're my friends.
thanks :)
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