Monday, 15 November 2010
Hoverboards don't work on water! Unless you've got POWAH!
You know what I want to see invented in 2011? The same thing I've wanted to see invented every single year since 1989. Tell me, won't you, how it is that we have three billion iHoles in the world and an app for every single thing under the sun, but we still don't have hoverboards? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? Who is keeping the Hoverboard from me? President Obama? Steve Jobs? The United Nations? Ryan Seacrest?
I don't understand, you guys. I just know what I want. And I know someone should be able to make it for me.
2011: Year of the Hoverboard? Am I right?
Posted by Heather Anne Hogan at 12:09 am