You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.
I don't want to say Max is the best dog ever, EVEN THOUGH HE TOTALLY IS, but I won't say it and I'll tell you why. I just really don't think it's right to even compare him to other dogs. It's not fair to the other dogs, you know? I mean, how could they compete with this:
You wanna know why he's the best? Hokay. I will tell you why. He sleeps later than we do. Like, some mornings? I have to MAKE him get out of bed. IT'S GLORIOUS. I don't think he's ever woken us up so he can go outside. He likes sleeping more than we do, which is a lot.
He likes sleeping in the car:
He likes sleeping in beds that are too big:
He even likes sleeping under beds:
He likes sleeping with a sleeping buddy:
Basically, he likes sleeping.
Also, he's BFF with Ripley, the other Best! Dog! Ever!: