During one particularly awesome CoverGirl commercial shoot--and really, they're all particularly awesome--the "models" are asked to share their big secrets. Just like how wearing make up is a secret. Wait. Maybe it wasn't for CoverGirl, maybe it was for Secret deodorant? Yes, Google has confirmed that. So. Wearing deodorant is a secret just like being scared of the dark. Or "eating ice cream in bed" which is apparently such a highly marketable secret that one girl "stole" it from another and there were two commercials with the same secret! Gasp!
Is this a thing to confess, you guys? Eating ice cream in bed? What is special about it? Because I've eaten ice cream in bed on numerous occasions and never felt particularly covert
But you know what I do need to confess?
I abandoned at least five pints of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream in hotel mini-fridges across the country last fall. They looked so good in the lobby pantry and I was so hungry at the time but then it turned out I was tired too and the ice cream was all hard and then I had to leave. And even if the ice cream wouldn't have melted on the way to the airport, they wouldn't have let me bring it on the plane.
Poor ice creams, I'm sorry. I was going to eat you in bed. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.