Five best movie scenes.

"[Name redacted, but rest assured she was addressing me], what do you think our theme should be for next week's Collective posts?"

"The theme that requires the least amount of actual writing."

And here you go:

1. The English Patient



If this doesn't make you cry, I do not want to be your friend.

2. Love, Actually



If this doesn't make you cry, I do not want to be your friend.

3. The Life Aquatic



If this doesn't make you cry, I do not want to be your friend.

4. Finding Neverland



If this doesn't make you cry, I do not want to be your friend.

5. The Wedding Singer



If this doesn't make you cry, I . . . oh, wait.