Recently, I received an email in my work inbox inviting me to a national conference. I get a lot of these because national conference is code word for trade show where lots of people try to sell me things and I string them along in true Schilbo fashion getting as much free stuff as I can before peacing out. Good fun. But this "national conference" was different. See, Ben and Jerry are headlining it. I actually want to meet them and not just their free stuff!
Of course, I want the free stuff too because Ben and Jerry (or B and J if you're feeling dirty) make my favoritest ice creams. Without further ado, the Five Best Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors:
Chocolate & Vanilla Ice Creams with Fudge Brownies & Gobs of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Chocolate Ice Cream with Gooey Marshmallow, a Caramel Swirl & Fudge Fish
Coffee Heath Bar Crunch
Coffee Ice Cream with Chunks of HEATH® Bar Crunch (made with Fair Trade Certified™ coffee)
A Core of Soft Caramel Encircled by Chocolate & Caramel Ice Creams & Fudge Chips
One time, I tried to recreate the caramel core. With the help of several very creative friends, we melted and drizzled and drilled the caramel at least three different ways and still were unable to replicate the genius consistency of the caramel core of this ice cream. Do not take it for granted.
Stephen Colbert's AmeriCone Dream
Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Covered Waffle Cone Pieces & a Caramel Swirl
I sadly haven't tried every Ben and Jerry flavor (because I can't help but buy the ones I already love so much), but I think I might try a few more. And since we're on the general topic, my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee and my favorite ice cream toppings are fudge, caramel, marshmallow goo, and cookie dough. (And I'm not a big fan of fruit in my ice cream.) Also, I LOVE LOVE LOVE those by-the-ounce yogurt places because I can add as many favorite toppings AS I WANT.
If you're as passionate
- You’ll receive ChunkMail, our version of an email newsletter. We
only send ChunkMail when we have something flavorful to say, about once
- You will be the first to know about new flavor avenues we’re traveling.
- You’ll receive invitations to special events if they’re happening in your area.
- You’ll gain “back stage pass” access to web site chats, games, and contests.
- If you get selected, we’ll even look to you as an Honorary Flavor
Judicator or Flavor Cultivator to help us concoct some crazy ice cream
- We’ll have a monthly drawing for a chance to win a year’s supply of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream.
A year's supply!! Now, sign up. I'll just be over here convincing my boss that I need to go to this conference.