Heather and Abigail are assholes because they got other people to write their posts for them this week. I’m an asshole because I am blatantly stealing their idea, only the people I asked to write my post for me all said no. Luckily for me, I am also an asshole because I have a long memory and a very spacious inbox, and so other people are going to write this post for me whether they want to or not.
So, without further ado, I’d like to present the following things my friends have said about me that prove that I am, in fact, an asshole.
“You’re an evil, ugly little troll.”
“A true friend, would have made a greater effort. I don't think I should have to run after you. So now... not only did you blame me ... but then you lied to everyone and tried to blame me and my friends for not including you. How dare you try to manipulate the situation! Talking about me behind my back is hitting an all time low!”
“At the very least, you should have had the decency to treat your friends with a little more respect.”
“Not only am I disgusted with the events of this weekend, but am fed up with the constant lies. Since we are clearing the air.... let me just say....this is not the first time that I have been treated badly by you. You are rude to me so often that I convinced myself to accept it and to turn the other cheek, but that is it. I've had enough! This is where I draw the line and will not take it any more.”
“You definitely aren't the easiest to get along with at times.”
“Trust me, there have been times I've come home crying over something you have said.”
“As for you being a social retard, I can understand that. I feel like you have difficulty being social with women, for whatever reason.”
“Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I am in town, but I don’t want to see you.”
“It’s probably best if you just lost all of my contact information.”
“I really can’t stand you.”
So there you have it! Irrefutable proof that I am indeed an asshole. Enjoy your day!