Well I just found out from the Wackopedia entry that they came out with some real colors in 2007!!
In 2007, Crayola released the True to Life crayons. The tri-color tips are intended to "bring scenes to life." Each crayon is extra-long and contained within a plastic casing similar to that of Crayola Twistables crayons. On the table, the background represents the predominant color, and the text represents the supporting colors:
Um, awesome. I think it's time to draw some landscapes.
But if I were a color?
Despite my penchant for green or scarlet and gold, I'd have to go with good old gray.
It's the color of my eyes and the color of my favorite clothes. It's both the insides and outsides of me. And it doesn't feel boring at all.