Phone It In Friday: Five Best

Oops, we've phoned it in at Collective HQ today; Abigail! is out of town, Heather! Anne! is ignoring bad advice from chocolate wrappers, Jennie! is doing actual work (gasp!), and Kat! slept in until one in the afternoon. But just because we're all being (somewhat) busy and important, it doesn't mean we don't want to hear from you. So spill it, Internets! What are the Five Best Whatevers?