OK, here's the thing. I couldn't figure out how to hook up my scanner to my laptop and the scanner at work didn't work and I RAN OUT OF TIME TO FIND ANOTHER SCANNER and so instead I took pictures of my old pictures and uploaded them to Flickr and if you have a problem with it I DON'T CARE. Sigh.
When I was a kid, I was deathly afraid of anyone in a costume. Mickey Mouse, Santa Claus, even Chuck E. Cheese. I'm pretty sure my parents must have bribed me with a pony or something in order to get me to pose for this picture:
Do you see the terror in my eyes? DO YOU? The moral of the story is: don't trust strangers, especially grown ups in mouse costumes.
Kids in mouse costumes are OK, though. See: