to sum up, you look young

You know how kids just roll out of bed and go? That's me.

I keep my computer in bed with me, and after I've checked in on the world wide web, I roll out of bed, put on deodorant, take my meds, brush my teeth, put on my clothes, find my four essentials (sunglasses, keys, cell phone, wallet), put them in my bag, and go to work. Minus the internets, all that takes about ten minutes.

If I could I would simplify this even further by wearing the same thing every day. In fact, sometimes I cheat and wear a slept-in tank top to work. Some people think this is gross. I think it's efficient.

Also, I still call my mom when I'm sick.