Hi, Pam Beesley here. Jennie's brain, well, it's pretty fried from all the NaNoWriMo writing, so I offered to help her out, even though she keeps hitting on Jim and talking about how he's "on her list" or something. Whatever. I will kick her ass if she tries anything, I don't care how pregnant I am.
Anyway, I could only find one person to interview on such short notice, and I really only had one question.
Pam: Ben Franklin. Do you wear boxers, briefs, or pantaloons?
Ben Franklin: None of the above.
Pam: Oh, zing!
[note from the editor: I promise to put more thought into my posts after November.]