Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Once again as predicted left my broken heart open and you ripped it out.

I want a shrink ray so that when I go to hockey games and people sitting in front of me lean forward in their seats or wear douchey hats that cover up half the rink or spike their hair real high like a fucking Gotti guido, I can just pull out my ray gun and shrink the hell out of those motherfuckers.

Because seriously. The worst part about my Caps being so good this year is that assholes like these here assholes go to games now that it's the "cool" thing to do.

Shrink ray. I need one.

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