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And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house.”
And you may tell yourself, “This in not my beautiful wife.”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not Heather Anne Hogan.”

And you would be right; I am not Heather Anne Hogan. I could never be Heather Anne Hogan, because the very first thing I would need to be in order to be Heather Anne Hogan is FOOKIN’ AWESOME, which I am not. But today is Monday, Heather Anne Hogan Day, and since Heather Anne Hogan is stuck in the middle of a blizzard without electricity (and therefore internet access), I will do my darndest to kick off the week here at The Collective. And I am told the week is all about “blogs you should be reading.”

Well, crap. I was under the impression that Twitter and Facebook and Tumblr had joined forces to finally kill the blog.

I kid. Sort of. You see, thanks to the magic that is Google Reader, we’re all pretty much reading the same blogs anyway, and the ones that I’m reading that you probably aren’t reading are all written by my college friends chronicling the adventures of their toddlers, and while I find them endlessly entertaining, I’m fairly certain you couldn’t give a dick.

HOWEVER, we live in an enchanted age of magic and wonder, where blog space is seemingly unlimited, and thank Santa for that BECAUSE my newest Greader addition has been a source of unending laughter and joy. And even though you’re all already probably reading it, just in cases you missed it somehow I think it’s very important to share with you the following link:

Joe and Jennie in the Morning!

Seriously guys, I know you probably think I’m just posting this to plug a fellow Canard and Canard-in-law, but I’m not. I’m posting this because it is seriously, seriously funny shit. And (one of) the very best things about how Joe and Jennie are writing their recaps (besides the hilarity, natch) is that you don’t even have to watch the episodes to follow along. Each blog post is a (riotous) universe in and of itself! I mean, any blog that can seamlessly work the phrase HAHAHA GRAVEROBBING IS HILARIOUS into its narrative is worth a spot in your reading rotation, amirite?

(The answer to this is: Yes.)

So. To repeat for you slow pokes. Joe and Jennie in the Morning! Go there. Read. Laugh. Lather rinse and repeat. Always repeat.

Bonsoir! (Err... bonjour. Whatevs.)