Monday, 3 January 2011
You do realize she's a cartoon — and way out of your league?
When I was working on the Collective schedule for January, I had this idea that we should write something philosophical our first week back, about our goals and dreams and wishes and failures and Boggarts and Patronuses (Patroni?) and whatever else. The Mirror of Erised. Desire. I think probably it was because I was going on Day 8 of this rambling pep talk I'd been giving myself about how I wasn't going to fall off the edge of the world into the pit of failure in 2011, and so I was feeling profound. (Also I was feeling Bridget Jones levels of neurotic.) But then I was like, "You know what? No. Let's talk about sex."
A long, long time ago we wrote about our lists of five. You know, our lists of five. The five people we want on our free pass shag ticket. But it's time to revisit that because I don't even think I'd watched Chuck when we made our lists last time. (GAME-CHANGER!)
I'm going with girls and boys. Fictional ones because I don't care so much about celebrities. (I blame Twitter for my disillusion with famous people. I don't care how gorgeous/talented you are; if you can't punctuate, STOP TALKING TO ME.)
GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!
1) Sarah Walker, Chuck
2) Gwen Cooper, Torchwood
3) Amy Pond, Doctor Who
4) Helen Stewart, Bad Girls
5) Nymphadora Tonks, Harry Potter
[Kat + Lupin // Me + Tonks]
BOYS! BOYS! BOYS!
Matt Bomer as 1) Bryce Larkin, Chuck and 2) Neal Caffrey, White Collar
3) The Doctor as played by David Tennant, Doctor Who
4) The Doctor as played by Matt Smith, Doctor Who
[There is just something about a Time Lord.]
5) Colin Firth, All The Things (Not fictional. Don't care. Yum, yum, yum forever.)
Posted by Heather Anne Hogan at 1:58 am