Wednesday, 8 February 2012

The Matthew Crawley penis situation.

My family's on-ramp to the information superhighway was opened in 1995, a year you might remember as my junior year of high school. I, however, remember it as the year Mike Krzyzewski (spelled entirely from memory, after all this time) took a leave of absence from his coaching duties following back surgery. And I remember this because I used my internet driver's license for one thing and one thing only: scouring the Duke University men's basketball message boards.

There is literally nothing else to say about this.

I'm hardly online at all these days; I try to catch up on the day's news, read (if not comment on) whatever you all have written, skim the recaps of whatever television programs I happened to watch the night before. Mostly it seems I just want to build a blanket fort, crawl inside with my Kindle and hide out for a while. Which, of course, I can't do; I've got hockey tickets and dinner reservations and parties to attend, not to mention that Winston would likely destroy any blanket fort within minutes of its construction. What a tiny jerk.


Jennie said...

Poor Matthew Crawley's penis. :( :( :(

You can call me, 'Sir' said...

I'm watching the second season right now, so NO SPOILERS INVOLVING WANGS, PLEASE!

Also, please tell me you weren't among the legions that went all swoon-y for Cherokee Parks. Duke basketball....pfft. Whatevs!

kat said...

ha! no, i wasn't, but a good friend from high school totes was. i was strictly a chris collins girl.

eclectic said...

Winston is neither tiny NOR a jerk. Discuss.