You, me, bars, beers, buzzed. Wings. Shots. Drunk. Waitresses, hot. Football - Cornell/Hofstra. Slaughter. Then a quick nap at my place.

Your friendly neighborhood Collective is on vacation this week. We'll be back next Monday with harrowing tales of adventure, or, you know, pictures of celebrities we'd like to bonk. Or something even awesomer. You just never know.

Bonsoir Canards!