Paul Laurence Dunbar
|I write poems and stuff!|
The Schuster Center, which is pretty and shiny:
The Victoria Theatre, which has history coming out of its ass:
|AND IS HAUNTED.|
The Dayton Dragons...some people like baseball!
|People will come, Ray.|
|Whatever and stuff!|
West Wingers Martin Sheen, Rob Lowe (well, raised in), Allison Janney (AND CJ Cregg!)
|FUCK YEAH SAM SEABORN|
John Dorian, friend of Turk Turkleton, choreographer of the greatest dance of our time:
AND FUCKING FLIGHT:
|So dapper. And aerodynamic.|
So. You know. We've got that going for us. (Other stuff, too, probably!)
Why yes, I have written something very similar to this (but better and with more effort) before.