I'm a busy little bumblebee, and when I'm not working or drinking or going to concerts or drinking or traveling or drinking I used to be busy doing stuff. Stuff like this:
BUT NOT ANYMORE. You know why? Because my friends are so completely selfish that they won't stop having freaking adorable little babies. So where I once would spend my free time on this:
NOW, I'm busy doing this:
And this, even though I like the Washington Capitals, NOT the Detroit Red Wings:
And this, even though I like the Washington Capitals, NOT the Buffalo Sabres:
And this, and HOW did I end up with two friends who like the Sabres?
And you want to know the worst part? I HAVE FOUR PREGNANT FRIENDS. I will be knitting baby booties until I die.