It's rare movie indeed that can lure me to spend $15 for the pleasure of spending two hours with the mouth-breathing masses and nary an alcoholic beverage in sight. In fact, in recent years these are the only movies I've seen in the theater: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Star Trek, and The Fantastic Mr. Fox.
Now, this is not to say that I do not like movies; quite the contrary, in fact (I subscribe to both HBO and Starz, after all). It's just that the speed at which movies are now shown on HBO and Starz means that with a little patience, I can watch what is likely to be a really terrible movie (I'm looking at you Confessions of a Shopaholic, He's Just Not That Into You, and The Hangover (but not The Proposal; that movie was super-cute)) in the comfort of my own living room, a living room which is free from the two things I hate most about the movie theater: children and pants.
P.S., Let us now enjoy this picture of my cat in a box.