1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
4. What is your favorite cheese?
ALL THE CHEESES.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Pastrami and chopped liver from Katz's in New York.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
James McAvoy YUM.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Brooks Laich plays a music celebrity on the jumbotron and that's good enough for me.
8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
A bottle of Grey Goose and a jar of olives.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Brussels. Like, now.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Abita Restoration Ale please.
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Can I bring a defibrillator? 'Cause I'd go back to the moment when F. Scott Fitzgerald had his heart attack and shock him back to life so he could finish The Love of the Last Tycoon already.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
Futurama back on the air, in its original not-made-for-DVD form.
14. What is your favorite curse word?
15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
Hide under my covers like a dumbass.
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Grab Winston, my external hard drive, and my copy of Gatsby.
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Drink everything in my liquor cabinet.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
I spent a lovely half-hour at a rest stop once.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
The Irish Channel. They give me free drinks.
23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Phil Hartman. I miss Phil Hartman.