These are the Daves I know, I know, these are the Daves I know.

These are the television shows I own on DVD:

• Pushing Daisies
• The Powerpuff Girls
• King of the Hill (which actually belong to my boyfriend but whatever)
• The Muppet Show (Season 1 only; I don't have enough pot to get through them all)
• Fraggle Rock (see above parenthetical)

These are the television shows I wish I owned on DVD:

• Futurama (even though episodes are on Comedy Central enough that I always have half-a-dozen on the DVR at any given time)
• News Radio
• The Kids in the Hall

These are the television shows I don't necessarily wish to own on DVD, but watch whenever they are on:

• Roseanne
• Star Trek: The Next Generation
• The X-Files

These are the television shows that I used to watch but can no longer watch when I should be watching them because they were canceled far too soon:

• Cupid (the original)
• Carnivale (did anybody on the planet watch this except for me?)
  
• Arrested Development
• Kitchen Confidential
• Pushing Daisies

These are the television shows I'll probably start watching if I remember to set my DVR:

• Bored to Death
• Flash Forward
• V (even though the original scarred me for life and now I am terrified of aliens)

This is the television show I can't wait to watch now that it's been resurrected from the dead:

• Futurama

That's a lot of television. I'm going to go read a book now.