On Monday night my boyfriend of one hundred and thirteen months asked me to marry him. Twice. And I refused. Twice.
To understand this potentially perplexing response, I suggest you listen to the following albums in their entirety:
Out of Time, R.E.M.
Siamese Dream, Smashing Pumpkins
No Need to Argue, The Cranberries
Black Love, The Afghan Whigs
Dulcinea, Toad the Wet Sprocket
The Masterplan, Oasis
Urban Hymns, The Verve
Escapology, Robbie Williams
Heartbreaker, Ryan Adams
Twilight as Sung by, The Twilight Singers
Fear of Fours, Lamb
Kid A, Radiohead
I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning, Bright Eyes
Set Yourself on Fire, Stars
Get Lonely, The Mountain Goats
Boxer, The National
For Emma, Forever Ago, Bon Iver
Midnight Organ Fight, Frightened Rabbit
I don't really have anything else to say for myself.